Exclamania!

04 July 2011

April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
has been reincarnated as three color-coded "spies".

For those of you with an unhealthy obsession with Christmas,
Happy 4th of July! Save 70% on stuff nobody wants right now, hurry!

Facebook games and pet sites might be the only places

where people pay good money for individual pieces of clip art.

OMFG what is that thing stealing a baby?
Janice the Muppet has come to life!

You always know stock people are watching tv when they have popcorn.

Also, nice face, popcorn lady.

Who or what am I cutting exactly?
Get this item(?) on the 4th for a low and arbitrary price!

Tired of awful deals? Just turn to this awful ad!

By the way, Zynga, the company that owns Farmville and many others,
is a $4 billion a year company. Surely we can all see why...

It's sad Farmville makes Zynga so much money. Look at this mess.
Also, is that a field of Pop Tarts and creamed spinach?

Turn my home into a living nightmare with no escape?
Toddlers screaming and destroying stuff? Sign me up!