Exclamania!: Sweepstakes

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18 March 2012

Because entering to win is almost as exciting as winning!

A club is something in which you are proud to hold membership.

It's not "I'm a member of some restaurant E-club!!!"

"Drop 'n' Save" does not sound like a game I want to play.
You're going to taste the goodness and like it, dammit!

Way to Photoshop part of her inner thigh away.
Also, what the hell is "Diane's Swim Cleaner"?

A weekend getaway at a magical floating cabin... sign me up!

"I keep slapping my face in disbelief, now I'm stuck this way!"

Mickey always makes bitches ride in the back.
Also, that's a creepy Santa.

Couldn't I win cash, instead of a wheelbarrow full of cardboard?

Oh to be so lucky! Win tickets to see hell on earth!

"Bust your cart" sounds like something they do on MTV's Jackass.

I wouldn't go so far to say he looks smokin' hot here.
Although the moose knuckle is a nice touch...

It's hard to exclaim all that in one breath, I realize.

Hurry up, it's already quarter past July 15th!

It's easy to lose track of time when web surfing in an asylum.

Almost as convincing as "Spring Into Bad Decisions".


Ooh! I always wanted a [marine bag and cooler bag plano]! I "caught" this prize? Was the treasure chest running away?

Why shop for breakfast when you can just gamble for it?

Also, what exactly is "extra cozi" peanut butter?