Delivered every Week!

They kind of look like long-haired onion people.
Also, is this VIP trying to look like Santa Claus?

It's about to get Poopy!

...What? So, do you stick this up the kid's butt
And star poop comes out, or do you stamp it after?

If you're 12 or under, you're in!

All right kids, look tough, let people know reading is badass.

Your NEW career at home!

Well...the image of this baby is going to haunt my dreams. Awesome.

Stomp Out Boredom!

Fun for the whole family! Our first family activity:
Find children of color in these magazines...

Koollect The Entire Flock!

Found this display at Wal-Mart. See both posts for more detail.
Let's exploit consumerism and insult intelligence at the same time!

Squeeze for a KooKoo Daddy Kall!

Found this display at Wal-Mart. See both posts for more detail.
If you were in charge of marketing these, how do you sleep at night?

AT HOME WITH YOUR KIDS!

Turn my home into a living nightmare with no escape?
Toddlers screaming and destroying stuff? Sign me up!

Free Kids Summer Reading Programs!

Um, pretty sure you never have to pay for a summer reading program..

FANTASTIC FRUIT!

Is this some kind of sugary cereal, you ask?
No, it's a magazine to scare your kids shitless.

Enjoy the Ride... JOIN NOW!

Any hype about rides and diapers combined is certainly false hype.