Showing posts with label Household. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Household. Show all posts

10 October 2011

28 August 2011

WIN THE WAR WITH OXIDATE!

Isn't that the same critter from the athlete's foot commercials?
Clearly marketed to men. Women are not "at war" with gardening.

30 July 2011

An exclusive offer for our MaxPerks members!

MaxPerks? That took some marketing bink five seconds to think up.
Gone are the days when being a "member" actually meant something.

22 July 2011

FILL YOUR PANTRY FOR LESS!

So many brand logos in my face at once...
I feel like such a consumer whore!

27 June 2011

BB2 On Sale!!!

Should customers know what this means?
It looks like text message shorthand.

21 June 2011

MATTRESS CAPITAL!

This ad reeks of imagination and creativity.
They couldn't put even one stock photo of a mattress?

15 June 2011

SAVE 20%-75% ON ALL LIVESTOCK IN-STORE!

Save on livestock? You guys got cattle grazing in the store, do ya?
Wow, all these exclamation points just for Boxing Day...

24 May 2011

FREE DELIVERY AVAILABLE!*

So many overlapped images, and way too busy. Also, looks like cocaine.