IN STORES ONLY!

Oh my god! I wish these also online! Bummer!

Tell Them You Mean Business!

Naturally the best way to win your legal case is to
Hire a lawyer whose very name strikes fear in others...

ENTER BELOW!

Are Q-tips really the ultimate beauty look? Really?
Five million different kinds of cosmetics, but you only need Q-tips.

SELL YOUR TIMESHARE HERE!

With all the ads I see to help people trade "cash for gold",
I doubt most people have a timeshare of this place collecting dust.

Hurry...Don't Delay!!

How foolish I was to think one needs money for a shopping spree..
Also, notice the space provided on the form for "Spa Consultant".

Even tho' they're flavored!

She looks like she doesn't have a thought in her head.

Bloated and Unhealthy!

Well, this is beyond disgusting...
Now every time I binge on junk food I can blame it on parasites!

STRETCH MARKS!

What terrible Photoshopping... she has no room for abdominal organs.
Also, what exactly is a "CELLULTIE"?

NOW ONLY!

I swear that was a reagent in my high school chem lab...