Showing posts with label Accessories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Accessories. Show all posts

11 July 2011

FLOATS 250 LBS!

100% recycled beads to float you gently down the rabbit hole.

03 July 2011

CHRISTMAS IN JULY SALE!

For those of you with an unhealthy obsession with Christmas,
Happy 4th of July! Save 70% on stuff nobody wants right now, hurry!

01 July 2011

Make The Cut!

Who or what am I cutting exactly?
Get this item(?) on the 4th for a low and arbitrary price!

28 June 2011

4th OF JULY SALE!

This ad reeks of bargain blowout. Ooh, 50% off an "Arcadem Pro"!
Guess they thought more than one product would look too busy.

26 June 2011

Hello, Yellow!

I'm just mad about saffron... and first-grade rhyming in ads.

18 June 2011

Sew This!

Exclamania on tour this weekend in Louisiana. More to come!

25 May 2011

DAZZLE with TASSELS!

It's like your cap and gown have been reincarnated into a leather bag.