Exclamania!

28 October 2011

Naturally the best way to win your legal case is to
Hire a lawyer whose very name strikes fear in others...

Every year we lose 13,500 Americans to gunk-related incidents...

Don't let gunk make you the next victim.

Oh to be able to shop with such a fervor!

You better do it, you slob!

Usually I have something witty to say, but words escape me now.
Ok.. let's mention the free shipping! And alliteration!

Look how happy (and clean?) he is working under your car!

70% off the same tired games we've hocked for decades!
Why go outside on a long weekend when you've got an iPad?

They sell used, crusty pants on those 'other' sites.

This ad is perfectly deplorable.

Also, both women appear to have disembodied heads.

Spend lots of real money on shitty digital artwork!