19 August 2011

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Way to Photoshop part of her inner thigh away.
Also, what the hell is "Diane's Swim Cleaner"?

16 August 2011

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I often have daydreams of Lakitu from Super Mario Bros as well.

15 August 2011

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14 August 2011

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11 August 2011

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I get it. A play on words of "Now Hear This". Clever.
If that stack of cookies is <350 calories, it's made out of dirt.

10 August 2011

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But the flavors are all about shouting in your face.

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Well, this looks completely legitimate. Cheers to you for
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