10 July 2011

Hellow!

An unsolicited flirty message from an illiterate, "easy" stalker?
Why yes, I am alone. Come on over mystery lady!

09 July 2011

WITH PAX COMES POINTS!

Sigh, online gaming and it's bizarre language of peddling wares.
Nothing says "waste of money" like a "$6.50 Point Bundle".

Enjoying a sense of wellness and confidence!

In my day we had slap bracelets.
They were less than a buck, but so much cooler than this.

08 July 2011

BE SURE TO LIKE US!

One of the worst big ticket Photoshop jobs I've seen in a while.
To the unseasoned viewer - does this image make any sense to you?

07 July 2011

Koollect The Entire Flock!

Found this display at Wal-Mart. See both posts for more detail.
Let's exploit consumerism and insult intelligence at the same time!

Squeeze for a KooKoo Daddy Kall!

Found this display at Wal-Mart. See both posts for more detail.
If you were in charge of marketing these, how do you sleep at night?

06 July 2011

WORKS EVEN BETTER WITH SWEATY HANDS!

Agrip! A deer! A female deer! Now go shoot it dead!

No Crash Dieting!

Nothing better to inspire a weight loss program than
a skinny woman standing in a trash bag, pulling at the waist.

05 July 2011

NO FILLERS!

Burgeoning with acai berries, eh? Note the berries' soft glow.
Can't I get the same thing in the produce department for cheaper?

YOU'D Think IT'S Butter!

Actually, I'd think that's a crappy name for a product.
It appears that the word margarine is in fact taboo.