Once you're done with the manual labor involved in building it, You'll have the body you're dreaming of! |
You! Yes you, (unnamed recipient). I've decided to make you a very important person! |
Wellness always = frolicking in a meadow. Always. |
Wellness + fitness = frolicking right into the stratosphere! |
...Or continue to look like crap for free! |
I fell on fitness and blew out a hip.. |
Premium classes abound! Cheap, discount classes not applicable. |
Half price on the old you (if you want it). |
Lose weight everywhere (except your head). |
Yes, this is my smile. Yes, I'm super happy. Oh yes. |