|On second thought.. pile up ALL the savings into one giant heap.|
|The proportions of the people in this ad are, well, ridiculous.|
Also, mammy's packing a bigger bulge than pops over there.
|Because "Luster Cream" is just so pedestrian.|
|Spots!? I should just end it all right now! (sob)|
|Look as glamorous as this cartoon representation of a|
Hollywood starlet. I'd go with the color "blue red".
|Just for you, (random nameless person)!|
|Remove that unwanted butter sweat from your sweet chapeau!|
|It's technically not an exclamation point, though she does look|
Like she's about to enjoy some excitement with it "downstairs".
|You're halfway to becoming the Penguin from "Batman".|