If you wait until Jan 1, You can Shop THEN for Worst Selection! |
In theory, if each item cost $1, you could save thousands of dollars. Oh what a savvy shopper you are! Yes, saving is what you're doing... |
You know it's after Christmas when The snowman has melted into a puddle of urine. |
Can't believe Santa forgot my "Thank you thank you thank you HOTEL" t-shirt. |
It looks as though this lovely consumer might have arrived to the store After 1PM, as it is quite dark out. Oh well, always next year. |
50% off all Holiday Product! Shop early on hundred of style and design at big discount. |
WTF is that supposed to be? Santa left it, Someone ate part of it, and now it's melting on a cactus... |
The dead tree seals the deal for me. I'm in. |
So technically there's no exclamation points here. Honorable mention needs to the friendly monster pimpin' as Santa. |
I didn't realize 30% off meant you would Decapitate a penguin so there's 30% less of him. |
I'm clearly happy about the sale, but can't shake the feeling Santa's reindeer are still flying overhead, ready to probe my thoughts. |
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