07 October 2012

The Motherload - Catalog Ads

On second thought.. pile up ALL the savings into one giant heap.

The proportions of the people in this ad are, well, ridiculous.
Also, mammy's packing a bigger bulge than pops over there.

Because "Luster Cream" is just so pedestrian.

Spots!? I should just end it all right now! (sob)

Look as glamorous as this cartoon representation of a
Hollywood starlet. I'd go with the color "blue red".

Just for you, (random nameless person)!

Remove that unwanted butter sweat from your sweet chapeau!

It's technically not an exclamation point, though she does look
Like she's about to enjoy some excitement with it "downstairs".

You're halfway to becoming the Penguin from "Batman".