17 January 2012

New Years Resolution, Anyone?

Once you're done with the manual labor involved in building it,
You'll have the body you're dreaming of!

You! Yes you, (unnamed recipient).
I've decided to make you a very important person!

Wellness always = frolicking in a meadow. Always.

Wellness + fitness = frolicking right into the stratosphere!

...Or continue to look like crap for free!

I fell on fitness and blew out a hip..

Premium classes abound! Cheap, discount classes not applicable.

Half price on the old you (if you want it).

Lose weight everywhere (except your head).

Yes, this is my smile. Yes, I'm super happy. Oh yes.

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