Activate... Here!

Unless my trial is a security system, I shouldn't have to "activate" it.

3 Steps to a NEW YOU!

3 steps and only 2 meals? Clearly the third step is to stop eating.

We Love Penn & Teller

Easily my favorite use of an exclamation point ever. Love this show!

BRIDES!

Mermaid brides starting at only $99! Did she stab him in the back?

DIVORCE!

What an uplifting ad. How creative to use his chrome dome for an O.

...AND CATERPILLARS!

Every [inane] Maury episode title has an exclamation point in it.

GET APPROVED!

Get that talon out of my face, you stock photo pawn of a human being.

Fed Slashes Interest Rates Again!

An ad that says "I know nothing about marketing." Also, clone ladies?

CAMELS AGREE WITH MORE PEOPLE

Bold, all caps, underlines, it's like bad marketing Shangri-la!

DAZZLE with TASSELS!

It's like your cap and gown have been reincarnated into a leather bag.

Flush Toxins!

I often don't feel sleek enough.

POW, POW, POW! WOW, OH WOW!

Looks more like summer for zombie nation.

Imasugu denwa kudasai! (Call now!)

Exclamatory ads know no boundaries. I'm as excited as this fellow.

FREE DELIVERY AVAILABLE!*

So many overlapped images, and way too busy. Also, looks like cocaine.

40% off at His Trunks!

Yes, it does look like they took 40% off of that undergarment.

Mamma Mia!

You don't look anything like my mother.

The blanket with sleeves!

No mockery blog is complete without the Snuggie.

How You Can Too!

It was actually $5,858.73, but this makes it sound like so much more.

OIL ON MY BUGGY!

Vintage exclamation abuse!
You shush me, though it's ok for you to yell?

The crazy frog on your phone!

Some companies think belligerence is a good marketing strategy.

Take the Digest Challenge!

Bowel movements to make your head spin. 14 days of rocket pooping!

DO THIS FROM HOME!

"Look into my boobs, and call today."

YOUR IDEA HERE!

Exclamation overload. And what does any of this even mean?

You're NEVER Alone!

Infomercial or horror movie?

UP!

That's enough, Shania, I'm revoking all exclamation privileges. Look at this mess!

Let the madness begin!

I don't know about you, but free photos sounds like bedlam to me...

8 HUGE! ROLLS

Although [HUGE!] is a big deal, [=20] is an even bigger one...

Enjoy the Ride... JOIN NOW!

Any hype about rides and diapers combined is certainly false hype.

CALL NOW!

Quickly, do it! Here's a phone, just yell at the screen.

TRY OUR OTHER PRODUCTS!

...or else I'll cut you in your sleep!

The Moistest Coconut!

This is the exclamation point that started it all...