Exclamania!: September 2011

27 September 2011

First of all, that's a pretty sloppy trim job on the cutout girl.
Secondly, no one dreams of free shipping. Even on some purchases.

The words "extreme" and "ultimate" are easily some

of the most abused and misused words in advertising.

You can barely tell that Joe Schmo was superimposed in this...

Something about saving 1000 Yen on music...
But if that doesn't sell you, here's a bit of sex on the right...

If you apply 1000 watts to mystery meat,
it might not be a mystery, or meat, anymore...

Nothing says free like "FREE*". Sure, there's no catch involved...
Where's the mosquito? Is it that weird brain creature on the right?

Cheating? In gambling? Noooooo...
And you want to tell me all your "secrets"? Noooooo...

GREAT GIFT IDEA! "Here you are, honey, happy mother's day!"

"How did you know I wanted chemicals for my car? I love it!"

Act now! Our stock of male Amelia Earhart outfits and
yin-yang La Femme Nikita outfits are going fast!

Are Q-tips really the ultimate beauty look? Really?

Five million different kinds of cosmetics, but you only need Q-tips.

Gee, what could be more fun than "jcpca$h"?
Oh yeah, actual cash. This reeks of gimmick.

Turn into Dustin Hoffman in one simple, miscalculated step!

If you have 247 favorites,
then you don't know what the word "favorite" means.

A club is something in which you are proud to hold membership.

It's not "I'm a member of some restaurant E-club!!!"

Really? That's what you see when you're backing up?

Your friends will be so jealous of your MacGyver skills when you
convert discarded potato chip cans into some sort of audio output.