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| On second thought.. pile up ALL the savings into one giant heap. |
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| The proportions of the people in this ad are, well, ridiculous. Also, mammy's packing a bigger bulge than pops over there. |
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| Because "Luster Cream" is just so pedestrian. |
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| Spots!? I should just end it all right now! (sob) |
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| Look as glamorous as this cartoon representation of a Hollywood starlet. I'd go with the color "blue red". |
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| Just for you, (random nameless person)! |
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| Remove that unwanted butter sweat from your sweet chapeau! |
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| It's technically not an exclamation point, though she does look Like she's about to enjoy some excitement with it "downstairs". |
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| You're halfway to becoming the Penguin from "Batman". |
